Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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