You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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