Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry dasaints10 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(517): View more from Michigan

Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets

Fav 12 1762 675
share tweet
(909): View more from California

I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.

Fav 14 4918 966
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(858): View more from California

I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.

Fav 35 8891 1135
share tweet
(203): View more from Connecticut

She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone

Fav 25 6757 1418
share tweet
(419): View more from Ohio

All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.

Fav 5 1104 4784
share tweet
(860): View more from Connecticut

He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..

Fav 8 6049 1447
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(510): View more from California

Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.

Fav 2 1286 3835
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(907): View more from Alaska

Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.

Fav 2 857 634
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(225): View more from Louisiana

No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.

Fav 1 196 282
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT