Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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