I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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