Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
