there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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