Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
