Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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