I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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