can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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