Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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