Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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