How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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