We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
