dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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