have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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