I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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