I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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