Your tits are I can't wait for
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
4 words: hood of his car
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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