She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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