I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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