why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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