SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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