Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The uberlube is also flammable
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i think i just lost a toe
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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