If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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