dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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