Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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