yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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