go do what you do best...puke behind churches
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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