so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I deserve this hangover.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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