either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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