Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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