what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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