I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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