This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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