no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I think I just shit out all my problems.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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