I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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