I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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