I think scott just propositioned me for sex
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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