well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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