how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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