return my video game
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
