If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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