he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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