Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
NoShamevember. You game?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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