The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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