I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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