she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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