Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
